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Drunk in the Cathedral
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Azar
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 3:29 pm    Post subject: Drunk in the Cathedral Reply with quote
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.

A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"

"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 6:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Drunk in the Cathedral Reply with quote
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