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Michigan Temperature conversion chart
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:04 pm    Post subject: Michigan Temperature conversion chart Reply with quote

Michigan Temperature conversion chart

60° F: Southern Californians shiver uncontrollably. Michiganders sunbathe.

50° F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Michiganders plant gardens.

40° F: Italian & English cars won't start. Michiganders drive with the
windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes. Great Lake's water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
Michiganders throw on a flannel shirt.

15° F: New York landlords finally turn up the heat.Michiganders have the
last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Miami die. Michiganders close the windows.

10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. The Girl Scouts in
Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

25° below ze ro: Hollywood disintegrates. Michiganders get out their winter
parkas.

40° below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. Michiganders let the
dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get
frustrated because they can't start their cars.

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin
scale). Michiganders start saying, "cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Michigan Temperature conversion chart Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy hey bud, That's COOOOL. Party Dave
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