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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:34 am    Post subject: Computers down Reply with quote

Two priests die and arrive at the pearly gates to meet St. Peter. "Can't let you in, the computers down. You will have to go back to earth for about a week but not as priests, What'll you be?"

The first priest chooses to go back as "an eagle soaring above the Rocky mountains."
"Done," says St. Peter, and asks the second his choice.

"With the computer down this won't stay on record, right?" asks the second priest. "Right." says St. Peter. "Great, in that case I would like to return to earth as a stud." "So be it," says St. Peter. "Off you go."

A week later, the computer fixed, the Lord asks St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Not a problem with the first," says St. Peter, "He's soaring over the Rockies. The second might prove difficult." "Why," says the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan."

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:49 am    Post subject: Re: Computers down Reply with quote

That'll teach him....

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