HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: noncontradiction
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 12677

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 140
BOT: 1
Total: 141
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Forums
06: Forums
07: Forums
08: Your Account
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Forums
13: Forums
14: Forums
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Forums
20: Forums
21: Your Account
22: Forums
23: Your Account
24: Forums
25: Forums
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: Forums
30: Forums
31: Forums
32: Forums
33: Forums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Your Account
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Forums
40: Your Account
41: Home
42: Forums
43: Forums
44: Home
45: Home
46: Forums
47: Your Account
48: Forums
49: Forums
50: Forums
51: Forums
52: Forums
53: Your Account
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Forums
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Forums
61: Forums
62: Forums
63: Forums
64: Forums
65: Forums
66: Home
67: Forums
68: Forums
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Home
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Forums
77: Forums
78: Your Account
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Forums
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Forums
85: Forums
86: Your Account
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Forums
94: Forums
95: Forums
96: Forums
97: Forums
98: Your Account
99: Forums
100: Photo Albums
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Forums
107: Forums
108: Your Account
109: Forums
110: Forums
111: Forums
112: Forums
113: Forums
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Home
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Forums
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Forums
128: Forums
129: Your Account
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Forums
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Forums
139: Forums
140: Forums
  BOT:
01: Home

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 305
 Pictures: 2367
  · Views: 516358
  · Votes: 1312
  · Comments: 86
 

Support our Advertisers

Annual Senior Citizen Test
Discussions run-amok, innane banter it all goes here
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Spam-O-Rama

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Dimitri
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Nov 25, 2005
Posts: 5906

PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

I know we're getting a little long in the tooth, but let's see how sharp we still are.......




It's that time of year to take your Annual Senior Citizen test."


Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you
don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge
your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or
not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've
made your answer.



OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.











1. What do you put in a toaster?














Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread , go to

Question 2.









2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?

















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the
next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as
Auto World. However, if you said "water", p roceed to question 3.










3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks,
what is a green house made from?












Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.











4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the
flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing
procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and
the plane fatally crashes smack-dab in the middle of "no man's
land" between East Germany and West Germany. "Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?












Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop NOW! If
you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.












5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to Milford Haven in Wales... In London, 17 people get on the bus; In
Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on... In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on... In Cardiff , 11
people get off and 16 people get on... In Swansea, three people get
off and five people get on... In Carmathen, six people get off and
three get on... You then arrive at Milford Haven .
What was the name of the bus driver?










Answer: "Oh, for crying out loud!"
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!






------------------------------------------------
So how many passed ?? Laughing

Dimitri

_________________
A thousand hills, but no birds in flight, ten thousand paths, with no people's tracks. A lonely boat, a straw-hatted old man, fishing alone in the cold river snow.
Back to top
View user's profile Photo Gallery
PaulS
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Feb 18, 2006
Posts: 3656
Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:09 am    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

It figures, I got them all right.
I can't even get old right!

_________________
Paul
__________________
Speer, Lyman, Hodgdon, Sierra, and Hornady = reliable loading data
So and So's pages on the internet = NOT reliable loading data
Always check data against manuals
NEVER exceed maximum listed loads
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 10647
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:11 am    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

I don't drive buses....And I'm not old yet!! So get off it Dimitri! The bus I mean...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
george20042007
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jan 27, 2006
Posts: 568
Location: Arizona

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

Dimitri, this isn't a senior citizen test. Us older folks may be older, but, we are wiser, & have more insurance. It's the younger generation that everyone claims they have sooooo much more knowledge. Of course, I don't believe that, so I gave the test to my 20 year old grandson who only got one right, his mother got 2 right. As for me, I'm still the one... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
Keep it coming...
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address
Vince
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 25, 2005
Posts: 13882
Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

PaulS wrote:
It figures, I got them all right.
I can't even get old right!

Sad I'm with you Paul.....I too got them all right. But then again as George says:

george20042007 wrote:
Dimitri, this isn't a senior citizen test. Us older folks may be older, but, we are wiser, & have more insurance. It's the younger generation that everyone claims they have sooooo much more knowledge. Of course, I don't believe that, so I gave the test to my 20 year old grandson who only got one right, his mother got 2 right. As for me, I'm still the one... Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


Cheers, Vince

_________________
Cheers, Vince Cheers

Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)


Last edited by Vince on Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:20 pm; edited 1 time in total
Back to top
View user's profile AIM Address MSN Messenger Yahoo Messenger Photo Gallery
sniper
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 18, 2005
Posts: 735
Location: Utah

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

HOLD IT! I'm still workin' on #1! Sheesh! EVERYBODY wants fast! Very Happy
Back to top
View user's profile
Bushmaster
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 10647
Location: Ava, Missouri

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

not only that Sniper...You're a day late (or two or three) and a dollar short. You did look at the dates of this...Where have you been for the last couple of weeks anyway...Not that you were missed or anything mushy like that...

_________________
I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...

DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...
Back to top
View user's profile
sniper
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: Aug 18, 2005
Posts: 735
Location: Utah

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
not only that Sniper...You're a day late (or two or three) and a dollar short. You did look at the dates of this...Where have you been for the last couple of weeks anyway...Not that you were missed or anything mushy like that...

Hey, Bushy!
Story of my life. Numbers give me a headache!

Out and about, here and there, in and out of the shadows. Bithhdays, Thanksgiving, family dinners, babysitting the grandkids, trips to the shooting range, gun shops, and Cabela's, plus Christmas shopping, modifying flashlights for two of the grandmoppets--brass prep and trimming, Mad ammo testing :), reading Kipling, Robert Frost, and Tom Clancy, trying to learn predator calling--you know, the usual stuff.

Not that I thought anybody'd notice. It's good to be back.
Good to have your humble, soft spoken presence back again, too! Fencing Very Happy

Next week, my buddy and I are going to the desert bunny thumping. If it's not too cold, that is. Retirement is hard! Very Happy Cold feets and fingers make it harder. Cool
Back to top
View user's profile
bubble-out-of-plumb
Rookie Member
Rookie Member


Joined: Dec 21, 2005
Posts: 9

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Annual Senior Citizen Test Reply with quote

"BUS" is that in front of my wife "p" or is that in behind "d" ?????? Remember a mind is easily lost and hard to find

_________________
Can't find my butt using both hands
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Spam-O-Rama
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Advertisements
 


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by Dizfunkshunal :.