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DANGEROUS SITUATION
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:34 am    Post subject: DANGEROUS SITUATION Reply with quote

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Shocked

Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Shocked

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. wtf

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Surprised

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Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round, you're drunk !!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:46 am    Post subject: Re: DANGEROUS SITUATION Reply with quote

Haha

That was a good one.

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