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Living Will
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:42 am    Post subject: Living Will Reply with quote

While watching a football game a couple weeks back, my wife and I were discussing life and death.

I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer. wtf

Some days I hate being married to a smartass. Confused Sad


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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:21 am    Post subject: Re: Living Will Reply with quote

ROFL

Hope that didn't really happen to you Vince Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:04 am    Post subject: Re: Living Will Reply with quote

Vince wrote:

Some days I hate being married to a smartass. Confused Sad Cheers, Vince

Don't we ALL? ROFL
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:27 am    Post subject: Re: Living Will Reply with quote

Mad

She WHAT?!?!?

Throw away your BEER?!?!?!?

and you still MARRIED?!?!?

Mad Evil or Very Mad

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