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Wanting a family
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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Wanting a family Reply with quote

Two happily married pensioners, both aged 85, went to see the doctor because they decided that wanted to have kids. The doctor was amazed, but being the kind person he was, didn't mention anything about being virtually impossible. Instead he suggested that they take home a sample bottle, so he could measure the husbands sperm count.
A week later, the couple returned and showed the doctor an empty bottle.
The doctor asks what the problem is.
Well, said the husband. I tried with my right hand, my left hand, my wife tried with her right hand and then her left hand. We tried with teeth in and teeth out, but neither of us could get the top off the bottle!
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PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 9:02 am    Post subject: Re: Wanting a family Reply with quote

ROFL

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