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PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 8:32 pm    Post subject: Got a cold Reply with quote

The cure

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 1:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

There is a reason it's called "WHITE LIGHTNIN" Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 6:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

The reason women always look better at closing time.... Cheers

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 12:05 am    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

after three weeks of coughing my guts out,sore throat,two lots of antibiotics...that is looking like a VERY good option.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
after three weeks of coughing my guts out,sore throat,two lots of antibiotics...that is looking like a VERY good option.

Elvis, it may not cure you but you won't care any more

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
after three weeks of coughing my guts out,sore throat,two lots of antibiotics...that is looking like a VERY good option.

Best treatment for that affliction mate is...
1. Saltwater gargle for the sore throat
2. A bottle of Vine leaf extract, Echinacea and Zinc capsules from your local Chemist mate. It won’t kill the bug because it’s a virus, but it will treat the symptoms, making you feel heaps better.

If that doesn’t work...OP Rum...it’s a kill or cure remedy that believe it or not actually works.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 5:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Don't drink liquor when taking antibiotics unless your doctor says its OK.
I suppose you could also talk to your chemist (or pharmacist).

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 11:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Vince you you fit right in with my household....we have all them sorts of potions about the place...Ive been doing the salt water gargle thing...going back to Doc for 3rd time tomorrow.....plurry tonsils are the suspect!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 3:35 am    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Have em out old boy have em out.
Actually as uncomfortable as they are infected, they are doing there job.
There are as you are well aware some very persistent bugs out there, unless you also get a bacterial infection, the only fix is rest and time.
Good luck with it mate.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:03 am    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

an old remedy from Cech Republic: tea-rum and 2 asperine, then go to bed and you sweat it all out.
(use enough rum in the tea)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

different/stronger batch of antibiotics prescribed this morning.... feeling better already and have only taken one.....must be on the mend.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:50 am    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Placebo,

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
different/stronger batch of antibiotics prescribed this morning.... feeling better already and have only taken one.....must be on the mend.

Yep, sounds horribly like tonsils mate. Not a good thing to have them removed at your age, but what must be must be. As a general rule, they won’t remove them unless you have had a number of serious attacks in the preceding 12 months. As Pete said, they are doing their job...your tonsils are the first barrier against many infections.

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Placebo,

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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an old remedy from Cech Republic: tea-rum and 2 asperine, then go to bed and you sweat it all out.
(use enough rum in the tea)

Aloy’s, it’s not just the Czech’s that use the alcohol “kill or cure” method mate. I first heard about this 50 years ago whilst living in the country Down Under. First you get 5oz of OP Rum, a bucket and get into bed. Drink the rum...the bucket is for obvious reasons, BLLEEUUCCHH...then sweat it out.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

placebo effect maybe......but Im feeling better than a couple of days ago...definately on the mend.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 6:47 am    Post subject: Re: Got a cold Reply with quote

Vince, it's not only the alcohol... "caj-rum a dva asselperin" and forgive me the mistakes as I cannot type all these funny accents...
you don't need that bucket, you're not drunk, only feeling very hot and sweating like rhino...
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