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Speaking KIWI
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:24 am    Post subject: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

Learn to speak like a New Zealander...

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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:45 am    Post subject: Re: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

You had to poke the fat ar*8d chicken, didnt you Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:40 am    Post subject: Re: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

And next we will hear from the New Zealanders...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 11:25 am    Post subject: Re: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

Scratch

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Elvis
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

funny how the accent has to be put in for it to work....really have to slup into south auckland to get it right...Bev n Beril the sl&$# for cuts (hair dressers)is a act the topp twins do really well and that accent would fit perfectly.

couldnt find it online but hopefully you can our computor being daft today,a couple of very talented women.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

BHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:38 am    Post subject: Re: Speaking KIWI Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckle, Vince!

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