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Three trees & a woodpecker
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:11 pm    Post subject: Three trees & a woodpecker Reply with quote

Censored Parental Advisory


It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot
tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if
that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is
neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the
best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Now wipe that smile off your face.

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Three trees & a woodpecker Reply with quote

vince ,,, that's one of your best ,,,,, salute Salute Cheers Salute

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 11:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Three trees & a woodpecker Reply with quote

very good....very good indeed.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 4:18 am    Post subject: Re: Three trees & a woodpecker Reply with quote

The ruling God continueing.

Worship

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2019 3:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Three trees & a woodpecker Reply with quote

Groan.

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