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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 7:55 pm    Post subject: WHY... Reply with quote
WHY?.... Scratch Scratch Scratch

• Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
• Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
• Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
• Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
• Why is a boxing ring square?
• Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
• Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
• Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
• Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
• Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
• Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2018 10:02 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive them on the parkway?

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:37 am    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
slimjim wrote:
why do we park our cars in the driveway and drive them on the parkway?

A damn fine question mate...

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:11 am    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
Too much time spent thinking.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2018 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
why is it women who rode sidesaddle.....

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:37 am    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
Ya wanna finish that, Elvis?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 12:34 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
Please do

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:56 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
well if you think about it...when horse does a "pigjump" and your butt lifts up then back down...us fellas have two egg shaped objects that hurt like blazes when they get squashed/bashed or generally impacted....if fella was sitting sidesaddle instead of spreadlegged it would be our (in some cases) ample butts that would land and the precious cargo would still be safely tucked away.......

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
Are some of those with the most education such dumbasses?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2018 4:41 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
Y-not?

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2018 8:24 pm    Post subject: Re: WHY... Reply with quote
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Only be one answer , Yep do it all the time ,but neighbors and people passing by on the road blowing their horns " put some clothes on"

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