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The Farmer
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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:38 am    Post subject: The Farmer Reply with quote

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town
and see a movie.

The ticket agent asked,
"Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

The old farmer said,
"that's my pet rooster Chuck.
Wherever I go, chuck goes."

"I'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent
"we can't allow animals in the theatre."

The old farmer went around the corner
and stuffed chuck down his overalls.
Then he returned to the booth,
bought a ticket, and entered the theatre.

He sat down next to two old widows named
Ethel & Mildred.

The movie started
and the rooster began to squirm…
The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so
chuck could stick his head out
and watch the movie.

"Ethel", whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Ethel.
"I think the guy next to me
is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Ethel?
"He undid his pants and he has his thing out",
whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it", said Ethel..
"at our age we've seen 'em all".

"I thought so too", said Mildred,
"But this one is EATIN' MY POPCORN...!"

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Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:02 pm    Post subject: Re: The Farmer Reply with quote

Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn Popcorn

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: The Farmer Reply with quote

ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 3:29 pm    Post subject: Re: The Farmer Reply with quote

Ill just laugh.
Theres a whole other comment that could be made at this point, but this is a family forum.

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