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gelandangan
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:14 pm    Post subject: Something to ponder Reply with quote

1. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant;
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant;
Panic is when both are pregnant!

2. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away!

3. A young boy asks his Dad: What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential!

4. A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman;
Which book has helped you most in your life?
The woman replied; My husband’s cheque book!

5. A prospective husband in a book store: Do you have a book called, Husband the Master of the House? Sales Girl : Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!

6. Someone asked an old man : Even after 70 years, you still call your wife Darling, Honey, Love. What’s the secret?
Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her!

7. Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.
Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 4:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 6:30 am    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

Thanks for the morning chuckles, gelandangan!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:53 am    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

Number 1 and number 6...The best.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

wtf

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

thanks guys that has started my day off great.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

You are an evil man trembles.
Coffee over the tablet,again.

Number 3 is a pearler.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: Something to ponder Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy

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