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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 11:13 am    Post subject: Class Assignment Reply with quote

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

There was all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, till she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"

"Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Class Assignment Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Class Assignment Reply with quote

Always love a good laugh. Thanks, lester!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 12:22 am    Post subject: Re: Class Assignment Reply with quote

My kind of woman....

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