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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:31 pm    Post subject: Dad Jokes Reply with quote

Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road twice without
taking a bath?

A: A dirty double crosser!


Q: What do you call a cow that has had a baby?

A: Decalfinated!


Q: Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

A: At forks in the road.


Q: What kind of phones do people in jail use?

A: Cell phones.


Q: Why did they have a funeral for the frog?

A: Because he croaked.


Q: Why did the ox lose his job on the farm?

A: Because he couldn't take a yoke.

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Dad Jokes Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Dad Jokes Reply with quote

they sound more like Grandpa jokes old bean.....plurry good all the same.

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