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the three bears
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Elvis
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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 2:44 am    Post subject: the three bears Reply with quote

*A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....*



*Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks
into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he
squeaks.*

*Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?'
he roars.*


*Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with
you idiots? *

*It was Mummy Bear who got up first. *

*It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. *

*It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.*

*It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away. *

*It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. *

*It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper and croissants. *
*It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.*
*It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter
tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.*
*And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-arses downstairs and
grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm
only going to say this once....*



*I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET '*

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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 4:11 am    Post subject: Re: the three bears Reply with quote

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2017 8:31 am    Post subject: Re: the three bears Reply with quote

Always love a "happy" ending. I'm going back to bed.

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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2017 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: the three bears Reply with quote

Embarassed Laughing ROFL

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