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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 1:03 am    Post subject: Cyclone Reply with quote

Unless you have been through a cyclone it's really hard to understand what it can be like. I remember when cyclone Larry hit Australia in 2006.

I had been through many cyclones before but my wife had not. She didn't know what to expect. When the wind started and trees started to bend and break, I noticed her staring through the glass doors. That look of fear on her face will always stay with me. I couldn't help but feel sorry for her. The winds worsened and the rain intensified. She stared through the doors for hours until the eye came over and all went calm. When the wind stopped, I was able to unlock the door and let her in

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:58 am    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Wife said and I quote..."NOT FUNNY"

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:30 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

EEEEEeeeeooowwwww VINNIE!!!!
Yer treaddin water Vinnie....the water's cold....yer legs are crampin
better take care....

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

The wife said that if that was her I would not be here to write this.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 6:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Hiding scared

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Bec's would have found a brick and smashed her way in...then found a 2nd and "bricked" me !!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Why didn't you close the blinds?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 1:02 am    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
Why didn't you close the blinds?

Damn...I never thought of that mate...would have made me feel a bit better about it.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

She probably would have just walked around and looked at you through the window..

Hope you are keeping your feet dry Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:41 am    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
She probably would have just walked around and looked at you through the window..

Hope you are keeping your feet dry Vince

It's very wet here mate, but nowhere near as wet as you and dhc4ever. How are you guys travelling...all OK?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:03 am    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

That's great. Gave me a much needed chuckle.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 1:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

All fine here Vince, blue sky, sunshine and a day off
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
All fine here Vince, blue sky, sunshine and a day off

Well look at that, a totally different weather system on the other side of the river.
The only sunshine we had here was the liquid variety......

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Cyclone Reply with quote

Today Pete, I'm talking about today
Yesterday was madness, went to Karalee to fill the wifes car
Nearly everyone had jerry cans, people lined up everywhere
All over a day of rain, sheesh
I crossed Colleges and the tide was out, hardly any water under the crossing
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