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The new teacher
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 4:11 pm    Post subject: The new teacher Reply with quote

The New High School Teacher



After retiring, a former Sergeant in an infantry unit too k a new job as a high school teacher.

Just before the school year started, he injured his back.

He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

Fortunately, the cast f it under his shirt and wasn't noticeable when he wore his suit

coat.

On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the

school.

The smart-arse shit wits, having already heard the new teacher was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.

He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.

Dead silence.

The rest of the year went smoothly.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:41 pm    Post subject: Re: The new teacher Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

HOORAAA

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 6:58 pm    Post subject: Re: The new teacher Reply with quote

imagine the talk around schoolyard at smoko time....lol

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 9:15 pm    Post subject: Re: The new teacher Reply with quote

I had that teacher!
He was a gym teacher and used his size 14 sneakers instead of the shaved bat.

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