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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 2:15 am    Post subject: New Truck Reply with quote

After spending a considerable about of money each month on repairs for my ride, I decided I would stopped by my local Ford Dealership this morning to look for a new truck.

While I was walking around the sales lot I saw a nice F-350 Crew Cab loaded with all the options that I like. The truck was exactly what I had in mind when I thought about buying a new truck so and asked to take it for a test drive.

A few minutes later the salesperson (a lady wearing a ‘Hillary for President’ lapel pin) came out from the office with the keys, flipped them to me and I opened the doors. She sat in the passenger seat next to me, and began describing the truck and all its options.

She told me about the automatic starter for those cold winter nights and hot summer days, she told me about the automatic wipers, the fog lamps, the UBS ports, the running boards, the clear coat.

Finally she explained that the electric seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air to your butt in the summer and warm air to your butt in the winter.

So I mentioned that this must be a ‘Trump Truck.’ She looked at me a bit angry, and asked why I thought it was a ‘Trump Truck.’ I told her that if it were a Hillary Truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass all year ’round!

The two mile walk back to the dealership to pick up my truck was well worth it!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 10:28 am    Post subject: Re: New Truck Reply with quote

ABSOLUTELY!!!! Cheers

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 1:14 pm    Post subject: Re: New Truck Reply with quote

Shocked I was just at a sportsman show here this weekend and saw probably just what you described (2017 ford f350 cc,at,4x4,lariat,etc.)and a real no shipper-76k$!!!I turned down buying an 8$ beer,or a 12 $ beer and pretzel "meal",and walked to the off road little 4 wheeler displays-all the while thinking about how my 20 year old f350 diesel only cost me 32k$ when new and how it could run for another 20 years!!!

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