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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 11:11 am    Post subject: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 12:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Yep, definitely works for me. Now, how does he identify between me and who is a grog thief? Scratch Scratch Scratch

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Stops more than just a thief!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:52 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

I take it that is a black snake (can't see his belly) or a dark Tiapan?
I guess once it bites it won't make much difference...

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 8:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

It does make a difference, Paul, you might survive the black snake without treatment, you won't survive the taipan.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Pete, I wouldn't survive either - I would die of a heart attack before the venom killed me. Smile

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

stuff that...would be enough to scare a man sober!!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 3:35 am    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

I'm too curious and would get bit....Jack Daniels in a can? Never seen that....I don't get out much..what the heck is it? Well I'd kick the box over and pick up the pieces later.


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:23 am    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Shocked once again-M-203!I'll just buy more booze afterwards!!! Very Happy I don't like serpents!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:42 am    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

yip Suz its a RTD or ready to drink..they are all the rage, very good for bar staff in the night clubs although thats normally a stubby not a can.....somewhere between $7-12 per 350ml bottle in a club and from bottle store maybe $20 per dozen.
just about any combo is out there.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

RTDs are why Kiwis have a drinking problem, if they all stuck to beer they wouldn't get so wasted - you name a common mixed spirits drink, they'll have it as an RTD. We even got some up to 15% which makes teens into cannon fodder for us LEO's.
Theres an brand called 'Codys' which is bourbon and cola - we call it 'Court case in a can' or 'scrap in a can' because all the bogans and wannabes drink it and want to fight all comers - nothing like a string bean 15 year old trying to hit a 110Kg cop in body armour - theres only one way thats going to end.
Plus we got the advantage of O/C Spray and tasers.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 1:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

to true that Mate...and it gives a wicked hangover to boot....

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 4:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

You should make a few videos of that sort of encounter Radar it DOES sound like fun! So yer sayin it's a mixed drink in a can....how handy.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 5:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

yip but the handy bit is makes em so lethal....no problem to grab a box and scoff them out of boot of the car etc..get tanked and cause strife.
the young folk like to "pre load" before going out as its cheaper,trouble is they havent learnt the restraint part yet...although Radars handcuffs might count LOL.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2016 6:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Burglar deterrent - Straya style Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
yip but the handy bit is makes em so lethal....no problem to grab a box and scoff them out of boot of the car etc..get tanked and cause strife.
the young folk like to "pre load" before going out as its cheaper,trouble is they havent learnt the restraint part yet...although Radars handcuffs might count LOL.

Preload ... hmm, we never called it that but way back in the day that was the usual mode of operation lol. I liked to think of it as being frugal Smile not to be confused with cheap. Restraint is something not usually found in a young persons vocabulary - yet. Needs to be one or two encounters (three, four or five for some slow learners) before that word comer into play or a decade or two more in age.
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