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Thursday night funny........
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:04 am    Post subject: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

Anoldie, but a goodie...

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,

'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.

A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.

I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account..

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each..

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him.

"You-a gonna try again!"

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

Vince, once again you come through with my morning chuckle! Thanks.

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stovepipe
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 8:59 am    Post subject: Re: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

Awesome mate! It at foist ya don't succeed, keep on sucking til ya do succeed!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:11 am    Post subject: Re: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

Haha

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Tremblay
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:12 am    Post subject: Re: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

Laughing Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:51 am    Post subject: Re: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

Excellent.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 2:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Thursday night funny........ Reply with quote

sure is a goodie.......

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