My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned - couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that, I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was sew-sew.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried being a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted being a deli worker, but any way I sliced it couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was a musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but didn't have any patience.

Then there was the shoe factory job. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

Managed to to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

Then I got a job in a workout centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as an historian - until I realised there was no future in it.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

Finally I tried retirement and found I'm perfectly suited for the job.

Groan........


He's back.

dhc4ever wrote:

Groan........ He's back.

I figure Trembles was making headway into holding the crown, so I thought I might just throw one into the fray to make it interesting.

Im not retired...just plain old tired