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Next Door Neighbour
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:11 pm    Post subject: Next Door Neighbour Reply with quote

I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed a Muslim, sneaking through my next door neighbour's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.

Astonished I got back into bed.

Carol, my lovely wife said, " Warren , you're shaking, what is it?

"You'll never believe what I've just seen," I said, "that son of a bitch next door still has my shovel." Mad

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Next Door Neighbour Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:21 am    Post subject: Re: Next Door Neighbour Reply with quote

the bastard Shocked ........best you charge him a beer or 12 and then help him drink them Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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