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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 4:34 pm    Post subject: Political Joke of the Day Reply with quote

Political Joke of the Day


A joke shamelessly stolen Wink

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with a big chest.'

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with a big chest? Why kill her?'

Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.'

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:46 am    Post subject: Re: Political Joke of the Day Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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