CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

Vince · Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:55 am Post subject: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling', and I had to smile.

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when She moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'.. I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

Now keep that smile on your face and pass it on to someone else!!
Laughing

Cheers, Vince

Elvis · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:20 am Post subject: Re: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

thats a goodun.

slimjim · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:59 am Post subject: Re: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

Thanks for the chuckle today, Vince!

Vince · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:31 pm Post subject: Re: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

No problems Slim...but not today mate...this is an old one that Elvis has resurrected...

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

There are some brilliant jokes in the past if you have a mind to scroll back through them...and I think I still hold the crown for the sickest joke. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

Arron · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:04 pm Post subject: Re: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

Hey Vince...refresh my memory....the sickest one was what?

Vince · Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:47 pm Post subject: Re: CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY

Arron wrote:

Hey Vince...refresh my memory....the sickest one was what?

Can't remember now mate...would have to do a bit of a search I think.

Cheers, Vince