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ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2015 8:23 pm    Post subject: ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review Reply with quote

January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April
Trapped on escalator for hours ...
Power went out!!!

May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....
8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June
Tried to go water skiing.......
Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....
Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!

August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.

September
The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October
Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel.

November
Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ...
Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December
Couldn't call 911.
'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

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RePete
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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:12 am    Post subject: Re: ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review Reply with quote

The Wave

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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2015 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review Reply with quote

your crown is safe....

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PostPosted: Sat May 16, 2015 12:12 pm    Post subject: Re: ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review Reply with quote

Very funny, but sound more like liberal jokes than blonde jokes.

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