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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:42 am Post subject: Inflatable Doll - Clean |
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Guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says , "Male or female?
Customer says , "Female."
Counter guy asks , "Black or white?"
Customer says , "White."
Counter guy asks , "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says , "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says , "The Muslim one blows itself up."
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:51 am Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean |
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 6:56 am Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean |
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Auto-inflatio n
Least it's not camel or goat
Suz
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RePete Super Member
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:51 pm Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean |
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classic...great morning chuckle.
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gelandangan Super Member
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lesterg3 Super Member
Joined: Nov 30, 2008 Posts: 1328 Location: Dixie
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:23 pm Post subject: Re: Inflatable Doll - Clean |
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Nice. FOTFLOL
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