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PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:32 pm    Post subject: Speeding Ticket Reply with quote

"What am I supposed to do with this?" grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

"Keep it," the clerk advises. "When you get four of them, you get a bicycle."

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Speeding Ticket Reply with quote

I've heart here about a 84 year old lady who was stopped and asked by the police: "Have you any idea how fast you were driving?"
And the lady answered: "It's possible I might be overspeeding, because I need to get there before I forget why I started the car..."

that's a very good reason when you touch the years Alzheimer is coming in view...

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 4:48 am    Post subject: Re: Speeding Ticket Reply with quote

The english as a second language thing is happing again, or it could be the beer.

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