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Sometimes we forget the really important things in life.
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pete4d
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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 1:57 pm    Post subject: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

Sometimes we forget the really important things in life.

Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant.
My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the
food, and I would even thank you more if Nana gets us ice cream for dessert. And
liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark,
"That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray.
Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grand-son sadly asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was
certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.
He winked at my grand-son and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was
a great prayer."

"Really?" my grand-son asked.
"Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had
started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little
ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My
grand-son stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the
rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front
of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up
your ass you grouchy old bitch! "

The End

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 3:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

Bloody lol Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat May 04, 2013 5:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

Coffee down nose!!!!!Brilliant 'scuse me while I go and clean up.

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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 12:58 am    Post subject: Re: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

nearly choked on that one tears rolling down cheeks.

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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha :haha;

Luckily I hadn't made my coffee yet. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 7:55 am    Post subject: Re: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

I'm off to get something to clean and dry my key board and monitor screen.

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PostPosted: Sun May 05, 2013 9:20 am    Post subject: Re: Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Reply with quote

Laughing Dam pete-laughed so hard I could'nt type for a coupla minutes! Laughing

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