#1: senior heath plan Author: Tremblay, Location: Malta, MontanaPosted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:56 am ---- senior health plan
> New Senior Health Plan--
>
> You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home
> available for you. So what do you do?
>
> Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to
> shoot four Politicians.
>
> Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals
> a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the
> health care you need!
>
> Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees,
> kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.
> As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
>
> And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told
> you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
>
> Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
> anymore.
>
> Is this a great country or what?
#2: Re: senior heath plan Author: diesel, Location: Watsontown Pa.Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:35 pm ---- you mean I'v been trying to make it on my own on SS these past 15 years and that's all I'd have to do? WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE TELL ME SOONER?
#3: Re: senior heath plan Author: slimjim, Location: Fort Worth TXPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:18 am ---- And you placed this in the Joke Section?
