#1: Wishes Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Mon May 30, 2011 9:42 pm ---- A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
Cheers, Vince
#2: Re: Wishes Author: slimjim, Location: Fort Worth TXPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 8:32 pm ---- Most politically slanted material makes me sick to my stomach. Thanks for making me smile, Vince!
