#1: Three women at the beach Author: OBOne, Location: Near Pensacola, Fl.Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:59 am ---- A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach...he had no arms and no legs.
Three women from England , Wales , and Scotland were walking past and stopped to talk to the
poor fellow.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No!" so she gave him a big hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No!" so she gave him a big kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman said, "'Ave ya nae been fooked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No!"......................................
She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in!"
#2: Re: Three women at the beach Author: Ominivision1, Location: IowaPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:03 am ---- Good one OB.
#3: Re: Three women at the beach Author: RePete, Location: Gods CountryPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:16 am ---- A thigh slapper.
