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#1: Ugly Author: VinceLocation: Brisbane AUSTRALIA PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:55 am
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WARNING FROM PAKISTAN

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan , Taliban Minister
of Migration Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if
military actions against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities intend
to cut off America 's supply of Convenience Store Managers and
possibly Motel 6 Managers. If this action does not yield sufficient
results, Cab Drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL
customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have
threatened to send us NO more candidates for President of the
United States !

It's gonna get ugly!!

scared Viking Hiding Sniper Shooting Bonk Fencing Fighting

Cheers, Vince

#2: Re: Ugly Author: RePeteLocation: Gods Country PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:10 am
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We couldn't get that lucky!

#3: Re: Ugly Author: popgunLocation: Mitchell, GA, U.S.A. (2007 pop. 191) PostPosted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:19 pm
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What? No more Patel Motels??!!!

#4: Re: Ugly Author: fireball 3Location: northern calif PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:33 pm
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Very Happy Evil or Very Mad military actions.... BOMBS AWAY!!!!

#5: Re: Ugly Author: shrpshtrjoeLocation: Maryland PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:27 pm
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ROFL Your the Man Vince ROFL
Joe

#6: Re: Ugly Author: gelandanganLocation: Sydney Australia PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:59 pm
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Jokes or not, I am worried.. it looks like Obama gonna be the one.. Evil or Very Mad

#7: Re: Ugly Author: WeinbenderLocation: Manitoba, Canada PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:44 pm
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My American friends i pity you if Obama Osama wins the elections.

im not speaking out of line here right?? No one likes obama here right??

#8: Re: Ugly Author: dick1208Location: South Africa PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:34 pm
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hey hey GOOD LUCK guys
I hear new GuN CONTROL might come your way!

#9: Re: Ugly Author: BushmasterLocation: Ava, Missouri PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 7:56 am
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No, Weinbender...There are no obama lovers here... Mad

It's been a long time sense we have had to fight for our guns and I hate to have do it all over again...Hopefully, dick1208 you are wrong... Sad

#10: Re: Ugly Author: Dimitri PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 9:35 am
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Bushmaster wrote:
No, Weinbender...There are no obama lovers here... Mad

We have had one or 2 join up recently but they didn't stick around. I wonder why. Very Happy

Dimitri

#11: Re: Ugly Author: TRBLSHTRLocation: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia) PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:46 pm
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Shocked dick1208-Gun control American style is defined as "Brass"...Breath, Relax, Aim,Squeeze,Squeeze!Now that is gun control!Mobombo should think about that. wtf

#12: Re: Ugly Author: OntheLasGallinasLocation: South Texas PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:16 pm
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dick1208,

Guns.......what guns. We haven't had any of those things since I sold the last one in 1998. Very Happy

Cary

#13: Re: Ugly Author: gelandanganLocation: Sydney Australia PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:04 pm
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Heard on the news this morning..
There's a city called "Obama" in Japan
and all the citizens are rooting for the Obama corner just because their city's name coincides with the US presidential hopeful ...

#14: Re: Ugly Author: ElyBoyLocation: Forest Lake Minnesota PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:11 pm
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We will have to be on guard because of the anti-gunners, but there are too many Democrats that are NRA members that will fight Obama on any gun control.
I really don't think that O'bama wants a fight with the NRA on gun control, at the same time as "spreading the wealth".

I sure could be wrong, but time will tell.

Eric

#15: Re: Ugly Author: English MikeLocation: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:39 pm
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gelandangan wrote:
Heard on the news this morning..
There's a city called "Obama" in Japan
and all the citizens are rooting for the Obama corner just because their city's name coincides with the US presidential hopeful ...

Just remember that the "news" is produced by the same leftist media that has spent the last year spreading propaganda on behalf of Obama & his socialist cronies - they'll do anything to promote him as "the chosen one."



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