Redneck Love Poem
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#1: Redneck Love Poem Author: fireball 3Location: northern calif PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:38 am
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REDNECK LOVE POEM!


SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE.
SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL,
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE
AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL.
BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS,
HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.'

YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL,
AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER.
BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO'
I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER.

BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID,
MY CHILD, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY.
MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE;
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.

Brings a tear to yer eye, doesn't it?

#2: Re: Redneck Love Poem Author: OntheLasGallinasLocation: South Texas PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:55 am
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Purt near akurate sitsheasion!! scared Toothless Nuts

Cary

#3: Re: Redneck Love Poem Author: A17ShooterLocation: California Foothills (Gold Country) PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:34 pm
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Mama's baby

Papa's maybe

Evil or Very Mad



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