#1: A cow's tail Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:58 pm ---- A Cow's Tail
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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Cheers, Vince
#2: Re: A cow's tail Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney AustraliaPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:37 pm ---- very brave man
#3: Re: A cow's tail Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:42 pm ---- Yep...you're right Gelan....and the joke works in both the US and Aussie, even though there is a slight variation on the meaning of the "main" word.
Cheers, Vince
#4: Re: A cow's tail Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, MissouriPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:52 am ---- What? "Fanny"? I know what that is...
#5: Re: A cow's tail Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney AustraliaPosted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:00 pm ---- Strangely, where I came from, Fanny is a perfectly good name for a girl!!
In fact, I could say that I know a few Fannies myself, and that ain't braggin'
#6: Re: A cow's tail Author: OntheLasGallinas, Location: South TexasPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:33 am ---- I guess fanny, is a fanny, is a Fanny, no matter which end you're lookin' at.
Cary
#7: Re: A cow's tail Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:43 am ---- Well....if memory serves me correctly, you guys in the USA are referring to the butt when you say fanny.....well, we use fanny to refer to a different part of the anatomy very close to the butt.
Cheers, Vince
#8: Re: A cow's tail Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, MissouriPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 6:32 am ---- And yer point being, Vince??
#9: Re: A cow's tail Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:25 pm ----
Bushmaster wrote:
And yer point being, Vince??
Point...my point good Sir is pointing out a very small, but important, difference in the vocabulary between Oz and the US in regards to the anatomy.
Cheers, Vince
#10: Re: A cow's tail Author: English Mike, Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UKPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 6:08 am ---- England, Australia & the US: Three nations separated by a common language.