#1: The Purina Diet Author: Donut Slayer, Location: Pensacola, FloridaPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:36 pm ---- I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
and was in line to checkout. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh? (Was she kidding???)
On impulse, I told her no I didn't have any dogs; I was starting The Purina Diet
again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the
last time. But, I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially The Perfect Diet, and that the way it works is,
you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my
story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
#2: Re: The Purina Diet Author: codybrown, Location: MichiganPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:13 am ---- lol, that's great
#3: Re: The Purina Diet Author: Weinbender, Location: Manitoba, CanadaPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:25 pm ---- Thats....thats....just the best fricken joke ive heard from u Donutslayer!
#4: Re: The Purina Diet Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:40 pm ---- That is a classic DS...pure classic. Well done mate.
