A bed time story
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#1: A bed time story Author: BushmasterLocation: Ava, Missouri PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:39 am
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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep. The wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get back to sleep. A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

"To get my teeth!!"

#2: Re: A bed time story Author: codybrownLocation: Michigan PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:00 am
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LOL good one!!!!

#3: Re: A bed time story Author: fireball 3Location: northern calif PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2007 9:07 am
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Very Happy The Wave good one bushy, give me and the mrs. a few more years an' we'll be there too. dave



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