#1: At the Wedding Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIAPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 3:49 am ---- At a wedding ceremony the Minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She stood up and started walking slowly towards the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted.
The Best men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The Minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward. What do you have to say?” There was absolute silence in the church.
The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."
#2: Re: At the Wedding Author: Tremblay, Location: Malta, MontanaPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 2:07 pm ----
#3: Re: At the Wedding Author: slimjim, Location: Fort Worth TXPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 6:44 pm ---- Ok, I got a little chuckle out of that one, Vince. Thanks!
#4: Re: At the Wedding Author: Elvis, Location: south island New ZealandPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:08 am ---- oh dear...shouldve got that hearing aid.
#5: Re: At the Wedding Author: dhc4ever, Location: Ipswich, Queensland AustraliaPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:08 am ---- Beer?
Bushy?
#6: Re: At the Wedding Author: RePete, Location: Gods CountryPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 6:21 am ---- You are a God Vince!
