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#16: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:21 pm
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Popcorn

I like to watch

#17: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: chambered221, Location: Lost for good !!!

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:25 pm
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Pervert !!!

#18: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:58 pm
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And proud of it Razz

#19: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:15 pm
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Me too...

#20: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:36 am
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Suz with a switch...that ain't entertainment...that's pure and simple sadism...or B&D. I'm outa here...CLEAR THE LADDER, I'M INBOUND Hiding

#21: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: dhc4ever, Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:22 am
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Are YOU the secret chicken Vince.
I've got it!!!!!
Suz is the reason he crossed the road Wink

#22: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:19 am
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dhc4ever wrote:

Are YOU the secret chicken Vince.
I've got it!!!!!
Suz is the reason he crossed the road Wink

Damn, now there's a thought...I could be...

Vince chillin', Suz comin' fast with a switch, road, ladder on other side of road, Vince scared

(chicken of Suz)...yup, that is a good possibility.

I'm runnin' scared

and headin' for the ladder.

#23: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Aloysius, Location: B., Belgium

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 4:42 am
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so that chicken is a transgender with SM-attitudes?

beginning to understand that the right chick on a road can cause severe accidents...

also understand that once a nut stays a nut...
and feeling proud of it!

life is too short to spoil a lot of time on people who don't deserve it...

#24: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:59 pm
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I heard a contingent of cows, sheep, ducks and pheasants are suing for equal opportunity.
They want to be included in the riddle of road crossing.

#25: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: chambered221, Location: Lost for good !!!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:18 pm
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wtf

I heard the family of the chicken Bushy shot is suing for wrongful death !!! Shocked

#26: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: dhc4ever, Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:48 pm
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We need an open season on lawyers.........

#27: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:09 pm
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Frivolous law suit...Besides...There's no body. I fried and ate it.

#28: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Suzanne, Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2016 11:37 pm
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Vinnie are you a gallina or a pollo ??

Suz

#29: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:44 am
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Suzanne wrote:

Vinnie are you a gallina or a pollo ??

Suz

Neither...most likely a big Rhode Island Red...but I'm not sure because chooks aren't aware of their self image...or so I've been led to believe.

#30: Re: So why did the chicken cross the road? Author: Suzanne, Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2016 5:15 pm
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In Spanish a gallina is a young chicken and a pollo (poyo) is an older chicken and so if you want to call someone chicken, you would call them gallina (ga-yeena' or ga-geena')....I thought Bushy would be all over this one fish

oh well the Spanish lesson, in case you wanted to know wha the hek I wuz talkin bout.

Suz (Sooz)

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