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ITS BLONDE JOKE TIME
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:00 am    Post subject: ITS BLONDE JOKE TIME Reply with quote

Enjoy........I did.


Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
***************
Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard
that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese...
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power
outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over
four hours.
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really
bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she
took it to a repair shop . The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun . He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and
started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a
little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another
blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to
blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to
roll up the windows first."
****************
A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses.
The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while
covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.
****************

A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver
thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and
brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said,
"That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things
cold." "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The blond replied, "Two Popsicles, and some coffee."
***************
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
balls, and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and
finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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and, finally, this gem. This has to be one of the best blonde
jokes I've heard..... This will make all you technologically challenged
people feel GOOD.

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie,
something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided
to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained
to her all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and
simply adored her new phone. The next day Susie went shopping.
Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on
the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new
phone?" Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your
voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand
though..." . "What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?

Cheers, Vince

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"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done)
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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 6:05 am    Post subject: Re: ITS BLONDE JOKE TIME Reply with quote

Haha

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:09 am    Post subject: Re: ITS BLONDE JOKE TIME Reply with quote

ROFL Cheers

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:02 am    Post subject: Re: ITS BLONDE JOKE TIME Reply with quote

how does a blond like her eggs in the morning?
unfertilized.

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