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camel Member
Joined: May 30, 2011 Posts: 129 Location: Hillston Nsw Australia
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:42 pm Post subject: Hows this Vince? |
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Three pieces of string decide to go and get on the grog.
They go to a bottle shop and the first one goes inside and asks
"Can I have a carton of beer please"
The owner looks at him and says "No we dont serve pieces of string here"
The second one goes inside and trys again, "Can I have a carton of beer please"
The owner says "Look I told your mate we dont serve pieces of string here to get out and stop annoying me"
The third one says to his mates, "Let me sort this out". He loops his body and pulls it up tight, then he roughs his hair making it stand on end, and goes into the bottle shop, and asks
"Can I have a carton of beer please"
The owner looks at him and says "Hey your'e a piece of string, aren't you"
The third looks back and says
"Nope FRAID KNOT"
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Suzanne Super Member
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:43 pm Post subject: Re: Hows this Vince? |
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That was...Oh my God
Suz
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Vince Site Admin
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:02 am Post subject: Re: Hows this Vince? |
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We need a "hand slapping forehead" icon...
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stovepipe Super Member
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 1:42 pm Post subject: Re: Hows this Vince? |
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stovepipe wrote: |
That joke was sooo bad I JUST THREW UP IN MY COFFEE!!!
And what the hell is a CARTON of beer? |
A carton of beer is generally a cardboard/paperboard box which contains 24 375ml cans of beer.
They (the brewerys) have also produced the cube, a carton containing 30 cans of beer.
The kiwis gave up on cans years ago and just deliver their beer in trailers, one of their truley brilliant developements.
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Elvis Super Member
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camel Member
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: Hows this Vince? |
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_________________ Gut shot rabbits aint worth jack shit. Camel
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