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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:45 pm Post subject: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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I truly did not know this!
Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips.
This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas,But there are more Catholic Churches than Casinos.
No surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday Services will give Casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.
Since they get chips from many different Casinos, The Churches have devised a method to collect the offerings...
The Churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan Monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the Casinos of origin and cashed in.
THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.
You didn't even see it coming did you? --
GOTCHA!
Cheers, Vince
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 9:48 pm Post subject: Re: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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and they only have to pay them peanuts...
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Vince Site Admin
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camel Member
Joined: May 30, 2011 Posts: 129 Location: Hillston Nsw Australia
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 4:56 am Post subject: Re: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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Dunno why we even bother opening your jokes Vince, dry dry
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:14 am Post subject: Re: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:14 am Post subject: Re: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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Vince, I really think you need to get out to the range a little more often.
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Vince Site Admin
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 1:05 pm Post subject: Re: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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Barf....chuckle...barf again!
That one just made the list of your Top 10 All Time Stinkers mate!
Yer jokes are driving me banana's!
Hahahahaha....
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:02 am Post subject: Re: I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! |
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I actually thought it was pretty good. In fact, I still half believe it. If you ever go to Las Vegas and use an ATM at a casino, you might be surprised. They only disperse one bill - a Benjamin Franklin - and you get three choices.
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