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cbsweeney Member
Joined: Jun 18, 2010 Posts: 197 Location: New York
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:17 am Post subject: I've got some good news, and some bad news for you |
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A lawyer shows up at the county jail to speak to his client. He walks into the room and says: "I've got some good news, and I've got some bad news for you.
" The accused says: "OK, give me the bad news."
The lawyer replies: "Well, your DNA test just came back, and your blood was found at the crime scene, on the murder weapon, and on the victim."
The accused replies: "That is bad. So what's the good news?"
The Lawyer replies: Well, your Cholesterol is down to 175!"
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2011 6:31 pm Post subject: Re: I've got some good news, and some bad news for you |
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yip you gota look for the positive in any situation.
ta for the chuckle
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