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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:06 am    Post subject: Sensitivity Reply with quote

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.
The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. She said , "Ladies , remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room , "and Gentlemen , remember -- You're in this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. "Yes , " answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk??"

---- This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 1:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Golf bag's too heavy.

Have her carry the beer cooler instead.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
Golf bag's too heavy. Have her carry the beer cooler instead.

The beer cooler is built into my golf bag. Very Happy Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 2:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Ominivision1 wrote:
stovepipe wrote:
Golf bag's too heavy. Have her carry the beer cooler instead.

The beer cooler is built into my golf bag. Very Happy Laughing

I hate golf with a passion.
But thats just funny and I like the way you think with the cooler in the bag.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:21 am    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

A golf course is a waste of a good rifle range. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 6:04 am    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Golf courses are a lot of fun....when yer riding a dirt bike with a paddle tire on it.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:17 am    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

One of these days when I have nothing better to do I plan on turning my horses out on a golf course. Looks like excellent pasture to me...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:24 am    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Grass is too short on the greens and fairway- they'll get lip cramps. Put 'em in the rough.

Mornin' boss...3rd cup in and the muck boots are goin' on...be right out!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:31 am    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

No problem...Take yer time. I want to thank you for all the help getting in the winter's supply of wood.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:45 am    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Uh- right, yer welcome! (ooops)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:38 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Hey Bushy, when you turn out the horses on the golf course, make sure that you fill up the green cup with the road apples. That should shock the golfers when they retrieve there balls. Golf that is.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:47 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Golf is a game for men with small balls..... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 5:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

the only way to play golf is in a big open area with a .22 to move the ball.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

I used to play a bit when I was living in Morrinsville and always carried a .22 in the bag for all the rabbits that dug up the course, my best score was 3 up on the 5th green. ie I'd already shot 8 bunnies by the 5th hole....

But heres a better game, go a can of beer a hole (obviously leave the gun at home). My younger Brother was green keeper and every year they had a green-keepers match, the record was some bum drank 24 cans in 9 holes, do the math, he was blitzd at the end of it, obviously makes the golfing fun.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Sensitivity Reply with quote

Ah, golf...a good walk spoiled.

Cheers, Vince

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