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You Can't Beat Dad!
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RePete
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 7:57 am    Post subject: You Can't Beat Dad! Reply with quote

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.


His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'


The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.


After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.


The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'




Your going to love the Dad's reply:




To this his father replied,
'Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?'

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:13 am    Post subject: Re: You Can't Beat Dad! Reply with quote

Ahhh yes, good one. Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: You Can't Beat Dad! Reply with quote

I must remember this for my sons, one of which is only 3 years away from the car thing.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:17 pm    Post subject: Re: You Can't Beat Dad! Reply with quote

Thanks, RePete! I needed the laugh!!! This should be a classic!

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