DOCTORS VISIT

Vince · Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: DOCTORS VISIT

A little old lady goes to a physician, saying, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never
smell, and I sneak them out silently. As a matter of fact, I've passed
gas at least 20 times since I've been in your office. You didn't know I
was passing gas, because I do it with no noise, and they don't have any
aroma."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."

When she returns, she says, "Doctor, I don't know what you gave me, but
it's awful. I still pass gas without any noise, but the smell could
kill you." Fart