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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 3:34 pm Post subject: Tolio |
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Tolio
HONEYMOON....
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio . The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked
"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess.............
Smallcox !
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44marty Super Member
Joined: Mar 20, 2009 Posts: 775 Location: Cheshire, MA; USA
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:21 pm Post subject: Re: Tolio |
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Nice one, Radar
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:14 am Post subject: Re: Tolio |
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and this is why you try BEFORE you buy.
nice one Radar.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:47 am Post subject: Re: Tolio |
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Aaah...A bit racy for here I would venture a guess gentlemen.........
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radar Super Member
Joined: Oct 01, 2008 Posts: 1109 Location: North Island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: Tolio |
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Bushy,
Sorry if it sailed a bit close to the line but I thought it funny rather than offensive. Point taken.
radar
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