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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:21 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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imike24...ya need to clean up your "signature line" a bit. This place isn't what you think it is.
Either that or you are just another annoying spammer...
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DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:07 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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woohoo- Suz is gonna tan some hides boyeeee!
SO glad it aint me fer once.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:38 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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stovepipe wrote: |
woohoo- Suz is gonna tan some hides boyeeee!
SO glad it aint me fer once. |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Top of Wiersy's ladder is pimped out. Has a cooler and a cubby fer snacks and can koozies. Of course, it's all camoed.
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:49 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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When you spend as much time up there as I do ya might as well be comfy.
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Sound like sending your child to his bed room for being bad and all his toys are in there too. Yer wife know you have it that good up on the ladder?
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:00 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Nope and I don't intend to tell her either!!!!!!
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US ARMY RETIRED
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:34 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Alright now look....I don't wanta buncha frady-cats to hang around with....I do need to get some better equipment for sitting around the camp fire to shoot the hay with you guys tho. A gas mask is out of the question, I don't wanna haveta wear gloves or have a sanitation station around but......in some situations I need some privacy...
PLAN A; I'm thinkin about bringing a small camp trailer to the stumps so I can escape the bitter smells and still keep in touch. I might have a pay-as-you-go (to off-set the cost of the camp trailer) situation for the few more delicate types to use (wipe your feet first).
If conversation is lax I can always set up the TV in a window and we can watch some boxing or football that would be pay-per-view (to off-set the cost of the trailer). If ever there was a time where we needed some munchies or maybe we ran out of some of those carbonated malt beverages, I could have stock on hand for a small nominal fee. Personally I think the camp fire could use some sort of grooming now and then and if we had a membership contribution once a week with the pitch fork (for Bushy's horse doobies) and maybe a trash can cleaning and general raking of the grinder, maybe start a compost heap and recycle center.......
If the newspapers were picked up once in a while that would be considerate too. I think it would be wise to have a small lockable donation box, (I already bought one) with a coin drop slot in it for those off-color words that fly around sometimes (I'm as guilty as you are, but I'll be in charge of the key). Possibly a $2 fine or so. You know just in case someone brings their kids around.
I think there should always be something in the kettle besides sheep gonads too so we could maybe keep some bacon and beans around for those of us not accustomed to eating someone else's buggers. I'd rather see you all squirm than run up a ladder every five minutes, so to keep the peace I'll agree to keep one button undone. My choice of which button. Might be a surprise, might not....I'll also keep 5 of my most stout switches by my side at all times.
Guns as always are mandatory, keep the thing pointed in a safe direction or you're stump goes in the fire with your butt on it. Snakes, skunks, possums, or other vile nasties are fair game to those that get to shooting first. Well ok....if there's a PLAN A there has to be a PLAN B;
PLAN B: You all move to Los Angeles?.......uuummmm......I'll get you an articulated ladder truck?.....uh....I have to go to bed now
Suz
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:07 pm Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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Suzanne wrote: |
I think there should always be something in the kettle besides sheep gonads Suz |
Don't get Bushy started on the sheep again..
And I think we have a nice ladder thats comfy.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:36 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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speaking of bras
what does a 60 year old women have between her boobs that a 16 year old doesnt?????
Her navel.....
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:49 am Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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