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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:21 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

imike24...ya need to clean up your "signature line" a bit. This place isn't what you think it is.

Either that or you are just another annoying spammer...

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:13 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
imike24...ya need to clean up your "signature line" a bit. This place isn't what you think it is.

Either that or you are just another annoying spammer...

Spammer I Deleted his post .. There's bin a lot of them here latley Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:33 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

wiersy111 wrote:
I'll have to find a ......... delicate way to ask my wife if that is true.

Hope you can find a delicate way to haul butt up that ladder too if ya do! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:01 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Just got back from the woodshed....now I'm ready to climb the ladder, I do have Scaffolding and make your self at home Aloysius , It seems you and I are both in deep Sad

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

woohoo- Suz is gonna tan some hides boyeeee!

SO glad it aint me fer once. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

stovepipe wrote:
woohoo- Suz is gonna tan some hides boyeeee!

SO glad it aint me fer once. Very Happy

ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Top of Wiersy's ladder is pimped out. Has a cooler and a cubby fer snacks and can koozies. Of course, it's all camoed.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:49 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

When you spend as much time up there as I do ya might as well be comfy.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:39 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Sound like sending your child to his bed room for being bad and all his toys are in there too. Yer wife know you have it that good up on the ladder?

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:00 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Nope and I don't intend to tell her either!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:34 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Alright now look....I don't wanta buncha frady-cats to hang around with....I do need to get some better equipment for sitting around the camp fire to shoot the hay with you guys tho. A gas mask is out of the question, I don't wanna haveta wear gloves or have a sanitation station around but......in some situations I need some privacy...

PLAN A; I'm thinkin about bringing a small camp trailer to the stumps so I can escape the bitter smells and still keep in touch. I might have a pay-as-you-go (to off-set the cost of the camp trailer) situation for the few more delicate types to use (wipe your feet first).

If conversation is lax I can always set up the TV in a window and we can watch some boxing or football that would be pay-per-view (to off-set the cost of the trailer). If ever there was a time where we needed some munchies or maybe we ran out of some of those carbonated malt beverages, I could have stock on hand for a small nominal fee. Personally I think the camp fire could use some sort of grooming now and then and if we had a membership contribution once a week with the pitch fork (for Bushy's horse doobies) and maybe a trash can cleaning and general raking of the grinder, maybe start a compost heap and recycle center.......

If the newspapers were picked up once in a while that would be considerate too. I think it would be wise to have a small lockable donation box, (I already bought one) with a coin drop slot in it for those off-color words that fly around sometimes (I'm as guilty as you are, but I'll be in charge of the key). Possibly a $2 fine or so. You know just in case someone brings their kids around.

I think there should always be something in the kettle besides sheep gonads too so we could maybe keep some bacon and beans around for those of us not accustomed to eating someone else's buggers. I'd rather see you all squirm than run up a ladder every five minutes, so to keep the peace I'll agree to keep one button undone. My choice of which button. Might be a surprise, might not....I'll also keep 5 of my most stout switches by my side at all times.

Guns as always are mandatory, keep the thing pointed in a safe direction or you're stump goes in the fire with your butt on it. Snakes, skunks, possums, or other vile nasties are fair game to those that get to shooting first. Well ok....if there's a PLAN A there has to be a PLAN B;

PLAN B: You all move to Los Angeles?.......uuummmm......I'll get you an articulated ladder truck?.....uh....I have to go to bed now

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
I think there should always be something in the kettle besides sheep gonads Suz

Don't get Bushy started on the sheep again..
And I think we have a nice ladder thats comfy.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:32 pm    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

Suz the Arbitrator wrote:
I think there should always be something in the kettle besides sheep gonads too...

Nuffin' wrong wiv Mountain Oysters...theys good fare 'round the fire.
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:36 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

speaking of bras
what does a 60 year old women have between her boobs that a 16 year old doesnt?????
Her navel.....

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:49 am    Post subject: Re: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Reply with quote

UH OH

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