Three women at the beach

OBOne · Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: Three women at the beach

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach...he had no arms and no legs.

Three women from England , Wales , and Scotland were walking past and stopped to talk to the
poor fellow.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No!" so she gave him a big hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No!" so she gave him a big kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman said, "'Ave ya nae been fooked, laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No!"......................................

She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in!"

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:03 am Post subject: Re: Three women at the beach

Good one OB.

RePete · Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:16 am Post subject: Re: Three women at the beach

A thigh slapper. Party