When Harry poped the question Charles thought he better scoot round and tell mumsy the good news. He was fair flying up the driveway when out of nowhere one of the world famous penbroke corgies leaped out in frount of the range rover and got piss bowled...
Charles got out" oh blast and damn mumsy wumsys gunna be real pissed at me now" he mutters kicking at the roses when all of a sudden... CLUNK his foot knocks something out of the ground
you guessed it a lamp and like all princes in the poo before hiom Charlie boy thinks what the heck and gives it a rub
POOF out pops a genie. " I will grant you 1 wish" says the genie.
"only one???" saysCharlie "only one" replies the genie.
Charles looks at the poor squashed corgy and says" well genie could you please fix this poor dog or mumsys gunna sure be pissed with me" the genie looks at the remains of thr dog.flat lifeless bits hanging out all wrong and says" Mate Im only a genie Im pretty sure its poked is there ANYTHING else I could do instead" Charles thinks about it a bit and pulls 2 photos out of his wallet "wellmr genie my 1st wife was beautifull and every body loved me my 2nd wife is not so beautifull and everything has turned pear shaped since we got married. do you think theres any way you could make my 2nd wife look abit more like my 1st wife???
" give us a look at those photos then" the genie looks at Di and smiles
he looks at Camila and flinches. Di smiles Camila flinches and says" shite mate lets have another look at that corgy...

Good job Elvis! I have coffee runnin' out of my nose now.

Good one Elvis. Old Camilla certainly ain't no looker...got a head like a smashed crab.

Cheers, Vince

Vince, man youare kind of hard on Camilla. Skin them and they all look the same, I think

Tremblay wrote:

Vince, man youare kind of hard on Camilla. Skin them and they all look the same, I think

Sorry Trembles...after re-reading I think you are right about being a bit harsh....but more so on the crab mate. You are not quite right about the skinnin' part mate...they say that beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes right to the bone.

I still reckon Camilla has a head that looks like the North end of a South bound cow.

Can never understand why Charles let Di slip from his grasp, she was a very attractive lady. Why I reckon she would even give our Suz a run for her money.

Cheers, Vince

Thats true but i think they would all look alike skined

I'm sure you guys seen this.

A couple of horse heads mate...the one on the right (the grey) is the better looking of the two.

Cheers, Vince

needs the teeth cleaned

which one Trembles?

Cheers, Vince

wouldnt it be great to know what the horse was saying.. "back off you fowl beast"

after a second look both